"呃…去边境(jì(🏾)
"呃…去边境(jì(🏾)ng )就(jiù )分(🚴)手啊,不过,这(zhè )个(🛤)(gè )女连(🚒)长是真的哦"
"背景(🎡)(jǐng )音(yī(🍔)n )乐很好听。。。"
——有(💹)多坚定(🕰)?
"小姐,你(nǐ )的(de )熊(📌)掉了,哈(🔣)哈哈"
"原(yuán )来(lái )你(🎴)咬我啊(🍮)这个段子,是(shì )在(👀)这本电(🎤)影里出现(xiàn )的(de )呀(😕)。"
"幼稚之(🎽)至。演员(yuán )全(quán )都(📭)是业余(👋)的,居然(➗)(rán )没(méi )有请一些(🈲)真正的(🔓)军人(rén )做(zuò )群演(🤺),大败笔(🔼)。大(dà )家(jiā )看看最(🕍)后几分(🧦)钟的所(suǒ )谓大比(✋)武,,,红蓝(🍍)(lán )攻(gōng )防。。。简直比(🐔)电(diàn )视(😙)(shì )剧里玩打家家(👀)的人还(💻)(hái )业(yè )余,笑到我(🚛)肚子疼(👙)(téng ),还有那军礼敬(🚯)得也够(📦)(gòu )假(jiǎ ),,,无语"
"生活(👷)用(yòng )最(⏭)(zuì )残酷的方式让(🕐)你笑,笑(🗂)(xiào )得哭出来。"
——(🀄)嗯(èn )
"哈(🔄)(hā )哈"
"VanHefflin演(📟)医生帅了点,Jordan真(zhē(🖇)n )是(shì )花(🌰)花公子专业户,谁(⬜)(shuí )叫他(🛰)长得帅,又是法(fǎ(🍴) )国人呢(🌤)?"
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